Funny Bingo Calls
The whole point of playing bingo is to have a laugh (well it is for most of us!). So to introduce some funny bingo calls can only make the evening even more fun. Of course we all have a different idea of what’s funny. But that doesn’t matter here. If you as the bingo caller introduce some calls which no-one laughs at – no problem! It’s just another bingo call along with the others!
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When does a bingo call become a funny one?
So what is it that makes a funny bingo call? Anything new or clever can be funny. There’s nothing funny about ‘Jimmy Choo’. But it sounds so out of place in a supposedly traditional bingo game. The same with ‘charity run’ and ‘feng shui’ etc.
Celebrity names always create funny bingo calls – Andrea Corr, Gok Wan etc.
Many bingo calls aren’t funny until you explain them – Snow White’s number, Sherwood Forrest etc. It may be that you can stop and explain the meaning. Otherwise it can still be humorous to those ‘in the know’.
And of course there’s risqué – ‘getting plenty’ – right up to downright filth – ‘two can chew’. But – judge your audience! The funny bingo calls you use in the village bingo down the pub are not the same ones you can use at the Women’s Institute Coffee Morning!
Funny Bingo Calls
1 : Top of the Pops | Gok Wan
2 : in baby’s nappy | baby’s done it | Doctor Who
3 : Debbie McGee | I’m free (in your best ‘John Inman’ voice)
4 : Bobby Moore | teeth in a whore
7 : Beck’s back | David Beckham (not only nearly rhymes with ‘seven’ but is of course the number he plays in)
8 : one fat lady | Gareth Gates | Sexy Kate (Middleton or Moss?) | blind date
10 : Brad and Jen (Brad Pitt & Jennifer Aniston were an item when Butlins introduced this in 2004) | Stick your tongue up a hen
13 : treat ’em mean
15 : stroppy teen
17 : Posh and Becks (a stick thin Posh with her number seven playing husband) | the age to catch them
18 : knowing the entire contents of Heat magazine
19 : keep ’em keen
20 : getting plenty
21 : adult fun | my age
22 : Bishop Desmond (tutu)
24 : Pompey whore | did you score?
27 : chocolate heaven
30 : Dirty Gertie | flirty thirty | your face is dirty
31 : charity run | go on my son
32 : Jimmy Choo
33 : Sherwood Forrest (try saying ‘all the threes’ in an Irish accent) | text me
34 : dirty whore | flirty whore
37 : one night in heaven
39 : bikini line
40 : naughty forty
41 : time for fun | I’ve done your mum
42 : Pikachou
43 : down on your knees (for a traditional bingo call this seems quite extreme! Or was everyone more innocent then…….?)
44 : droopy drawers | Diana Dors | Aldershot Ladies (military slang – originally ‘Aldershot whores’) | on all fours
45 : bungee dive
48 : man / woman bait (your choice!)
50 : Snow White’s number (must be followed by a rendition of ‘Five-oh five-oh its off to work we go…’)
51 : I love my mum
52 : chicken vindaloo
53 : feng shui
54 : Andrea Corr
55 : all the fives – Famous, Jackson and Renault
56 : down the Vic (a reference to Eastenders!)
57 : life expectancy of a Glaswegian
63 : après ski
66 : kinky tricks | clickety click – hip replacement
69 : a meal for two | a meal for two with a beautiful view | the French Connection | your place or mine? | two can chew | yum-yum
71 : J-Lo’s bum
72 : So Solid Crew
75 : on the skive
76 : laugh at my lisp
78 : lets procreate
80 : Gandhi’s breakfast | Ray Charles – blind 80
81 : burger bun
83 : Ethel’s ear
84 : Dumbledore
87 : grandma’s gone to heaven
88 : two fat ladies
89 : mmmm ….. divine
The reasoning behind some of these funny bingo calls are in brackets. For the others check out Bingo Lingo for the call origin.
These funny bingo calls have been collected from several sources. Butlins introduced many in 2004. Anne Summers Bingo (no longer running) introduced some more. And a special thank you to Listopia – though some of their funny bingo calls were just TOO extreme!